Mortification: a feeling of humiliation or shame, as through some injury to one's pride or self-respect.
Friday, 11:00pm, message to a female camper "L"
My text message: Tell your roommates to go to sleep
Reply: What? Who is this?
Me: Your stalker...
Saturday, 1:00pm, called "L"
Me: Hello
Reply (man's voice): Hello
Me (thinking she had passed the phone to a male camper): "L"?
Reply: Er, I think you got the wrong number...
INSTANT MORTIFICATION
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